Sports Instructor Gifts

'Coach, are you done with the parents yet?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

Coaching stand off.

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Golf lessons

Fencing class 2nd floor.

The synchronized shower event.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'

'How's the golf coming along?'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

Knight Golfing

"I AM at my usual position."

Punt Cake