Sports Educator Gifts

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Marimba

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

Punt Cake

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Football

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Snooker Golf.

Saving a Heart

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'