Sports Educator Pillows

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Marimba

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Snooker Golf.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Football

Saving a Heart

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

Knight in shining Lycra!

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.