Physical Education Teacher Pillows

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'We've had a hard time keeping physical education in our curriculum.'

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

'Remember kids, school sports isn't just about winning - it's also about some serious after-school peer domination!'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Gymnastics.

National Academy of Sport

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

I love PE.

Jimmy couldn't run but he could hide.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Actually, it was pure chance that I went into physics. I thought I was signing up to major in phys ed."

'Hmm. I think we may need to change the physical fitness requirements.'

Department of Physical Education.

Holiday Aerobics.

'Nice try, but no, your mobile device can't fill in for you during Phys. Ed. class.'

Teacher to pupils, "Now remember, chaps, the real world out there is very competitive."

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Futsal

"I thought you told me you had a masters degree in phys ed."

Teamwork

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"I AM at my usual position."

Sports vocabulary

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

PE Store.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Forgotten Gym Kit.