P.e. Teachers Pillows

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I AM at my usual position."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

National Academy of Sport

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Early Learning Today

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."