Phys Ed Teacher Pillows

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"My homework ate my dog."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Gracie's baby toys.

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"