Phys Ed Teacher Gifts

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"I AM at my usual position."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"My homework ate my dog."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Gracie's baby toys.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The flies have landed.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'