Physics Teacher Gifts

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

Mr, Gilford had a knack for making high school physics fun,

Newton's Cradle

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

FAQs about the Hadron Collider

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Moses carries the Ten Constants.

'... And that, Jimmy, is what we call 'centrifugal force'.'

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"My dad says atoms are liars. They make up everything."

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

"Thanks, Lisa, for that shocking report on static electricity."

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

C. Doppler takes a walk.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"You can't jump into a pile of leaves without calculating maximum spread efficiency."

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

Gravity - What good is it?

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.