Science Teacher Gifts

When the predator becomes the prey.

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

DNA Testing

'Children, this is your new science teacher.'

Dog forced to return bone

'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

'Natural selection box'

Just before The Big Bang

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Great events in Chemistry...

Graduation Speech.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

The World Before Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity

"It's not you-it's me."

"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"

The Supreme Court overturns the law of gravity.

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

H2O

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

When Cells Divide

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Jeans Vs. Genes.

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

String theory class