Science Lecturer Gifts

Mad Social Scientist School

Class anatomy 3.2 - female poster has women's measurements on.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

At the Museum

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Albert Einstein

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

Eternal Student.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Scarcity

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."