Science Lecturer Mugs

Class anatomy 3.2 - female poster has women's measurements on.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

At the Museum

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Eternal Student.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Make a lot of money."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Scarcity

The Style of Elements

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"