Science Lectures Gifts

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Scarcity

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Kardiff.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Presentation: Any questions?

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Sermon Applause.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

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'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'