"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."
Attending Lectures Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who enjoys the thrill of attending lectures? Our collection offers witty and smart products that celebrate their passion for knowledge, learning, and staying engaged in the classroom or seminar room. Whether they’re a student, professor, or avid seminar attendee, these items will resonate with their love for education while adding a fun touch to their day.
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
'But I digress...'
Eternal Student.
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
"Make a lot of money."
Scarcity
'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
Kardiff.
'So what are you studying, young man?'
"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."
"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."
'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'
"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."
"Always with the String Theory."
Attending Lectures Gifts Collection
Attending Lectures Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for lecture lovers. Find humorous and inspiring mugs that make every coffee break a learning celebration.
Attending Lectures Pillows
Add humor and personality to their space with pillows featuring designs for those who love attending lectures—perfect for cozy study spaces.
Attending Lectures Prints
Celebrate their love for learning with prints that capture the joy of attending lectures. Ideal for decorating a study or classroom wall.
Attending Lectures T-Shirts
Looking for t-shirts that speak to their love of attending lectures? Discover witty, stylish options perfect for students, teachers, or anyone passionate about education.