Biology Teacher Gifts

"It's all yours."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

I love Science.

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

Dog forced to return bone

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'

Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.

"Are we there yet?"

"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"

"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."

Leisure time for chromosomes.

"And that, children, is how babies are made."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."

Jeans Vs. Genes.

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Sorry about this, but I'm only following orders.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'My biology teacher said I was becoming a pain in the gluteus maximus, whatever that is.'

Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.

'I'm donating my body to science class.'

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

Anatomy.

'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'

'I guess reproduction techniques have changed since the stork brought us.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?" "A Fsh."