Biology Teacher T-Shirts

"It's all yours."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

I love Science.

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

Dog forced to return bone

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'

Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.

"Are we there yet?"

"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."

"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"

Leisure time for chromosomes.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

Jeans Vs. Genes.

'Sorry about this, but I'm only following orders.'

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.

'My biology teacher said I was becoming a pain in the gluteus maximus, whatever that is.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?" "A Fsh."

'I guess reproduction techniques have changed since the stork brought us.'

'I'm donating my body to science class.'

Anatomy.

'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

"That's so cool how they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen."