High School Biology Teacher T-Shirts

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"My homework ate my dog."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

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