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"And I swear its eyes opened when I started to dissect the frog!"

Big Bang Theory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"My homework ate my dog."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'