Starting Biology Classes Mugs

"And I swear its eyes opened when I started to dissect the frog!"

Big Bang Theory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'But what is the universe for?'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"My homework ate my dog."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'