High School Biology Teacher Mugs

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"My homework ate my dog."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Gracie's baby toys.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

The flies have landed.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

PROBLEM AREAS

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."