Starting A Science Course T-Shirts

I love Science.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"My homework ate my dog."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

PROBLEM AREAS

Dog forced to return bone

Graduation Speech.