Beginning Scientist T-Shirts

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'But what is the universe for?'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Booster shots

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Baby Scientist

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

A young positivist.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Plasma Ball

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

I love Science.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."