Young Scientist T-Shirts

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'I know the earth is round - it says so in my text books - but who's kicking it around the sun?'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator.'

Invisible Man Kit

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Young Frankenstein"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."