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'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Four children playing the flute.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Drummer

Grade 2 Cellist

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'