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I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Young Frankenstein"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Sexual chemistry set

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'