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'We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Confusion in A Jar.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

Great events in Chemistry...

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."