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"Sandy says she's going to work on her cat-cow. Sounds more like a science experiment than a yoga posture to me."

"A new study reveals this is ACTUALLY what you've been chasing."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"The pH level seems a little off."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Professor...what are you doing?

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Only then did Igor remember'