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"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

"I love people-watching."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'