Amateur Scientists Pillows

You call this "berry-flavored"? Children's FDA.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"I love people-watching."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

I admit, this discovery does seem to support the asteroid theory.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.