Amateur Archaeologists Pillows

Mudlarking

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

I'm With Stooped

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"...it's another metal detector."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Reinventing the Wheel

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

"I've contacted the home planet and they finally gave us clearance to make our move."

Unravel me.

"See...polystyrene!"

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."