Amateur Archaeologists Gifts

Mudlarking

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"...it's another metal detector."

Reinventing the Wheel

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.