Amateur Anthropologists Gifts

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Evolution Of Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"...it's another metal detector."

Reinventing the Wheel

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"Too much club."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'Primitive people drew symbols on paper to communicate, or as grandmom calls it, writing.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."