Amateur Anthropologists Gifts

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Evolution Of Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

The Great Leap Forward

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"...it's another metal detector."

I'm With Stooped

Reinventing the Wheel

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"Too much club."

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'Primitive people drew symbols on paper to communicate, or as grandmom calls it, writing.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."