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'...Or, if you're on a budget, there's always the La Brea tar pits.'

Monkey House: "There is just no way that they could have descended from us."

The Evolution of Hobo Sapiens

Caveman tattoos

'ever since we got up off all fours I can't get an erection.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

The Evolution Of Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

The Great Leap Forward

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

I'm With Stooped

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Too much club."

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Ether Island

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Ghosts from around the world

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'One of my forebears.'

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

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