Anthropology Buff Gifts

A plantation dance.

"It is a tool for power and control. They call it a 'club'."

"I don't think it's sanitary to drink from the same footprint."

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

"It's pig before elk except after bird."

'There goes that bigamist I was telling you about.'

"We owe a lot to those primate-speech centers. They helped us skip right over millions of years of evolution."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Those Were The Days

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ruddy bloggers!

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Slavery Reparations