Anthropology Buff Mugs

A plantation dance.

"It is a tool for power and control. They call it a 'club'."

"I don't think it's sanitary to drink from the same footprint."

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

"It's pig before elk except after bird."

'There goes that bigamist I was telling you about.'

"We owe a lot to those primate-speech centers. They helped us skip right over millions of years of evolution."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A caveman paints from life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Slavery Reparations

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

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