Anthropology Aficionados Mugs

'...Or, if you're on a budget, there's always the La Brea tar pits.'

Monkey House: "There is just no way that they could have descended from us."

The Evolution of Hobo Sapiens

Caveman tattoos

'ever since we got up off all fours I can't get an erection.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The Evolution Of Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Too much club."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'One of my forebears.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."

"Now do you believe me?"

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."