Anthropology Aficionado Gifts

'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'You seldom see such traditional family values these days.'

Dictionary.

"Is this better than living in a tree, or what?"

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'My collected stories.'

"I keep writing Stone Age instead of Bronze Age on all my checks."

"Is anyone using this rock?"

'How about sports? Do you guys know anything about sports? No?! I can't talk to you about anything!'

'Well, kids, I guess it all started with 'political correctness'....'

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

Poor guy — maybe someday they'll find a cure for Cro-Magnonism.

'C'mon - Now that we walk upright, we can do FIST BUMPS!'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

'Be careful with that thing, will you? -- I just evolved this brain!'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Caveman with bigger club

'Now that's just showing off!'

'Neanderthal Industries. Do you wish to speak to our hunting and gathering division?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Wow. Wooden club. What an exciting time to be alive.'

Easter Island Votes

Caveman hunting animal that looks like a cave painting

Prison Cell: Mearn, Gingham & Wickerman

"You know who I don't see around much anymore and I don't really miss? The Neanderthals."

"What did we ever do before meaninful grunts and subtle facial expressions?"

hunt gather

"The gods must be under a stay-at-home order tonight."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

"We're planning a big celebration since the stone age will be two million years old next month."

Soon the hunter-gatherers would spread from sea to sea, while the scrounger-breakdancers would fade into oblivion.