Anthology Aficionado Gifts

Punch Initials - W

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

"I think it was an election year."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

I'm With Stooped

Archaeologists discover a football

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'