Anthology Aficionado Gifts

Punch Initials - W

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I think it was an election year."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'