Anthropology Nerd Gifts

'Man, you've got to try this 'walking upright' stuff! - It's like a total paradigm shift!'

The consensus among anthropologists is that Neanderthals performed poorly in golf...'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Slavery Reparations

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.