Anthropology Nerd Gifts

'Man, you've got to try this 'walking upright' stuff! - It's like a total paradigm shift!'

The consensus among anthropologists is that Neanderthals performed poorly in golf...'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Ruddy bloggers!

Slavery Reparations

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.