Amateur Archeologist Gifts

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I think it was an election year."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Writer's block?"

"...it's another metal detector."

Reinventing the Wheel

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Mummy Shrink.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Stone henge swing.

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.