Amateur Archeologist Gifts

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I think it was an election year."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"...it's another metal detector."

Archaeologists discover a football

I'm With Stooped

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Writer's block?"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Reinventing the Wheel

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Mummy Shrink.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"Y a un truc bizarre."