Playful Archaeologist Gifts

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Stonehenge Explained

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

StonesHendge.

Reinventing the Wheel

"Writer's block?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Lost to antiquity.

Easter Bunny Island

Britain in 410AD

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Buried Rubbish

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

'How's your novel coming along?'

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli