Playful Archaeologist Gifts

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Stonehenge Explained

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Writer's block?"

StonesHendge.

Reinventing the Wheel

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Lost to antiquity.

Britain in 410AD

Easter Bunny Island

Buried Rubbish

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'How's your novel coming along?'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'