Comic Archaeologist Gifts

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Stonehenge Explained

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Writer's block?"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Joan of Arch

'Somebody got some sun.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Lost to antiquity.

Britain in 410AD

Easter Bunny Island

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'How's your novel coming along?'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Waxing: 3 Clams

"Who died?"

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'