Internet Archaeologist Gifts

'He's really old - way back before internet!'

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Moses on the web

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Internet.

Stonehenge Explained

Early Programmers.

Reinventing the Wheel

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

'We don't offer health insurance, but we do allow to Google your medical condition on your lunch hour and see what you find.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

Life Extension Journal.

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

Lost to antiquity.

Easter Bunny Island

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

Britain in 410AD

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'