Internet Historians Gifts

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'for more obit info, go to...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Computer Address Book.

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

"Couldn't we just call it a day and send out some nasty Tweets about them."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'Y2K compliance!'