Online History Gifts

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"This thing isn't working."

Computer Address Book.

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"Couldn't we just call it a day and send out some nasty Tweets about them."

'Y2K compliance!'

"Grandpa's old school. He likes his cell phones and insulin pumps BIG!"

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

Y2K Solutions Inc.