Internet History Explorer Gifts

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

Moses on the web

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Gone Fishing

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

Peace in shackles.

Robot Attack in Bath

TOXIC TIMES

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

Cinematic Heroes of the Terror Wars

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"You must stop digging up the past."

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

Cycles of evolution and destruction

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

Did you celebrate Barack Obama yesterday? Why? Because it was President's Day and it's Black History Month. I celebrated half of him. When do you celebrate the other half? St. Patrick's Day. But he's only part Irish. West Fester.

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

'I don't have my homework because my dial-up modem couldn't connect with my on-line homework helper.'

Pagoda