Internet Historians Pillows

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'for more obit info, go to...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

"This thing isn't working."

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

Computer Address Book.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

'Y2K compliance!'

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."