Digital Historian Pillows

"Take out your phones, open the American History app and turn to the page about George Washington."

'Scroll down a little...'

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

My gmail account is full. I can't get any more email. You can't? I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs. People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if and when you were going to reply. And the spam was fun. You never get to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts. Just delete stuff. If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get new

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog." (Published originally on December 14, 2007.)

'Ooh look, an iPad4. Remember them?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Harlan is so old-fashioned! He proposed by e-mail instead of text or tweet."

iClaudius

Facebook: The Early Days

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Moses on the web

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Early Programmers.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I'll never forget you."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'for more obit info, go to...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Europa takes a selfie

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

The dead sea scrolls

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"