Digital Age Historian Pillows

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"I envy the technology you kids have today. Plagiarizing, in my day, was much more time consuming."

'Sorry, I'm kind of nostalgic. This is a printout of my first online flame war.'

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Fossil record player.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."