Social Media Historian Pillows

2072: Sally scrolls through her grandma's tagged Facebook photos from high school and realizes she and the subdued drunk woman in the corner are more alike than she ever wanted to believe.

Early social media platforms were used much the same as they are today.

Moses on the web

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I'll never forget you."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'I don't have my homework because my dial-up modem couldn't connect with my on-line homework helper.'

"What profit a cat to gain a million hits on YouTube, but lose his soul?"

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."