Comedy Archaeologist Gifts

Looking for the ideal gift for the comedy archaeologist? Celebrate their love of uncovering history—and cracking jokes—with clever, humorous products that blend archaeology with comedy. Whether they’re digging through dirt or exploring old tales, find a gift that makes them smile and laugh as much as they discover.

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Lost to antiquity.

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Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance' mockup

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

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'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.' mockup

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

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'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.' mockup

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!" mockup

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

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'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

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Stonehenge Explained

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'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.' mockup

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

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The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana mockup

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

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"Writer's block?"

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"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat." mockup

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

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Reinventing the Wheel

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'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?' mockup

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

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'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!' mockup

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

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The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.' mockup

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

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'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.' mockup

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

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Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Don't give up the hunting and gathering. mockup

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

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'Somebody got some sun.'

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"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones." mockup

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

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Britain in 410AD

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Easter Bunny Island

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'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.' mockup

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

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'How's your novel coming along?'

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"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"We will go with the timber frame ones." mockup

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

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Shopping for Organic Food

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Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli mockup

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

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Waxing: 3 Clams

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'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.' mockup

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

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Carbon Dating Agency

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'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!' mockup

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

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Quick Sand and Slow Sand

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'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'

'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.' mockup

'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'

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"My parents hate it."

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Comedy Archaeologist Gifts Collection

Comedy Archaeologist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring comedy archaeologist designs—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their coffee breaks.

Comedy Archaeologist Pillows

Check out our comedy archaeologist pillows—brighten any room with humor and style that celebrates their adventurous spirit.

Comedy Archaeologist Prints

Discover our comedy archaeologist prints—artful, witty, and perfect for inspiring a smile every day.

Comedy Archaeologist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of comedy archaeologist t-shirts—fun, clever, and sure to get laughs every time they wear one.